Perth, Margaret River, Western Australia, Margaret River TP

Two senior citizens from the U.K.

Did travel around parts of W.A.

While on their travels they called into a store

Named after that merry old soul of yore

His pipe & Bowl & fiddlers three

may have made our king very merry

But for our pensioners, not such a happy tale

After eating food that made them pale

The lady fell ill while on her journey

It really was not very funny

She had to seek medical attention

Thus putting her long awaited holiday in suspension

On returning back to the land of U.K.

We waited and waited for many a long day

Until at last we could wait no more

And asked the king's minions for a reply to our door

But after an initial startled email missive

The shutters came down and they were so dismissive

So still we wait for a befitting disclosure

To ensure the tragic episode is now finally over

W.A. is noted for it's warmth and amiability

But to us the King's courtiers are full of frigidity.

In the U.K. senior citizens were taught

If at first your don't succeed try, try, try again.