I have to say I was pretty disappointed by Captain Morgans Spiced Rum. I like dark rum, and hoped this would have that taste combined with some edgy spices - maybe ginger or even chilli. I mean, it ought to have a bit of bite - the sort of thing that pirates or Caribbean gun-runners would drink!

In fact, it tastes NOTHING like rum - it's just a rather bland, smooth, and - let's be honest - girly drink. Expensive? Well I paid 12 quid in Morrisons.

So, yeah, it's OK as far as it goes, but I won't be buying any more.