I really like the retail manager. I’m so scared to tell him in person so I did this lol… I’ve liked him for a while but I don’t know how to tell him ….. the place is really good and he runs it so well????

caravan awful gas fire was broke bathroom window massive gap draughts everywhere in the van on the sunday no kids entertainment owners breakfast asked for a different caravan to be told havent got one awful site please avoid

Worst place to ever go staff in sales are rude only want your money and manager is a alcoholic signed papers smelling of alcohol toiletso are disgusting nothing for children to do would never recommend to anyone just take you for every penny they came get

Staff not friendly at all, the general manager, you could smell alcohol on his breath a owner who just brought caravan recently commented that he smelt of alcohol when signing papers for caravan.there is nothing for children to do and the toilets in stable bar are disgusting very unhygienic would never recommend anyone to go to marlie also sales staff come across so nice just want to get you drunk then once they had your money they couldn't care less

We purchased a caravan on this site last year, and to be honest, we are not overly impressed! I think there should be more for children to do on site, the restaurant needs updating badly! And the toilets are absolutely disgusting! Restaurant table and chairs are dirty! When the lawn is cut, there is literally grass everywhere, I think residents and rentals should be separated, we have heard so many fights and arguments, but they don't care, because they can leave, more and more travellers coming on site too,i would not recommend to buy a caravan on a park holidays site! Save your money!

Children’s entertainment was terrible! The Loopy and Friends Show was music playing the children could dance to, whilst Loopy walked round the room with one of the entertainment staff to have his picture taken with guests. This session ended with them saying Loopy was tired and had to go, no song or dance, just a wave and gone. We were told the Krazy Krew would follow in about 5 minutes, again just music no entertainment staff at all, then about 15 minutes later a member of the entertainment team did a dance game with the children. When we returned home we got an email asking for feedback which we sent, the reply from the site was :- “ With regards to our entertainment, we operate a programme which is created by Park Holidays “ I again contacted Park Holidays who didn’t even respond.

The accommodation on this park even when you pay for an upgrade is shabby and towards the end of its life. Everything is chipped and damaged, the foam on the seats is lumpy and uncomfortable, the mattress on the bed has springs poking through, one of the curtains was missing in the bedroom and that was just the caravan. There was no adult entertainment even though it was advertised as 'showtime'. Would never come back again and will be contacting the company for my upgrade fee back as a minimum when I return home. Avoid this park at all costs.

If your looking for 5star, this is not the place for you...If you've booked a bronze caravan and do budget then you cant complain .. They dont do fancy they do value. Its as basic as it gets, not geared up for a full on activity keep you kids occupied , its find your own entertainment off sight. It works if your prepared to put your feet up and read a book ! The area is lovely with the smallest passenger carrying steam train in the world RH&D. The kids entertainment is about as fun as a melted ice cream so do venture just up the road is Dymchurch with it family fun park, small but fun. The sight has some really lovely staff whom are aware they are working for such a poorly uncaring company such as park resorts and really do their best for the customers . The pool is newly built, small and clean and sadly should have been twice its size .. When you attempt to try out the on sight club house restaurant you will be greeted with struggling staff behind the counter (if your lucky enough to find it open ) whom get flustered with just a microwave pizza on order. The food can be cooked by a real chef if your lucky or maybe the manager lol ! Large orders will be staggered on bringing them out so dont expected to eat a family meal all together ... My advice is not to pay over the top with gold/platinum caravan book cheap see whats on offer and you wont be disappointed x

We had both caravan and camping experiences this Aug 2010. This is the worst sight we have been to. The swimming pool was closed for four days, the toilets for camping her closed at 10pm, and the showers were awful. The bar didn't open during the day Tue-Thurs until five. Both reception and shop closed at 5pm, and the childrens play area consisted of one climbing frame. I would never recommend to anyone.

I was very pleasently suprised and impressed. We stayed in a silver lodge which had very good furnishings some home made ie black out curtains in lounge, double glazing and central heating and even the small things in the lodge like a non stick pan was very high quality better than my one at home!.Didn't expect all that for a very cheap price. Park seems to be looked after the older generation which is fine by me as the park was looked after and the lodge i stayed in.Very peaceful at night which is a very important to me no chavs running around. This park is good if you want to have a low key rested break. Not the place for teenagers or 18-30s, mostly made up of young families or older people. Loopy bear on at 8pm for children in the club at the back after adult entertainment which i didn't watch. A Small indoor pool,climbing frames etc for children and a small arcade and pub. Food very average. There is a Sainsburys up the road so we got some food and ate in most of the break. There are also two beaches close by Dymchurch (which has more to do with cafes shops arcades and funfair and donkey rides for children on the beach) to the left as you come out of the park. To the right New Romney beach which is just a beach on the way there is the small train to go on. Loved this place and I am very hard to please am booking up again. If you want to low key quiet place with a couple of things to do and a drive to the beach this is the place for you.

MARLIE FARM, IN NEW ROMNEY, KENT IS DISGUSTING, THE OWNERS OF THIS SITE SHOULD TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK AT THIS TRULY APPALLING PLACE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE FACILITIES, THE STAFF, WAS LAMENTABLE IF YOU VALUE YOU CHILDRENS HEALTH AVOID THIS PLACE

The swimming pool was out of action due to "health and safety issues", the area allocated for tents was actually quite crampt. Most campers were friendly, but noisey chavs. There was a combine harvester in the field opposite causing lots of noise and showering the campsite with dust particles. The showers were truly awful, ice cold and dripping.

we visited marlie farm last year and camped in a tent this easter we stayed in a cabin