Swizzels Matlow Love Hearts

Hold me... I want u... How sweet... Some of the classic Lovehearts on-sweet messages I've just read whilst munching my way through these awesome retro sweeties. Gosh these take me back to buying 10p bags of sweeties at the local newsagents shop.

These ridiculously kitch and out dated sweets really make me chuckle. The sugary sour kick and perfectly crunchy texture are perfect for distracting me on a boring afternoon at work tapping away at a spreadsheet.

I would love to see a modern equivalent with updated messages on the sweets. What would they say? Unfortunately I can't think of any suitable clean suggestions right now!