MR GREEN

I am a school teacher and find that looking my best it a must in all departments of the body, I like to look swarve, I consider myself to have a lot of swag so when I found out about veet for men I couldn’t contain my excitement. The package arrived on a Monday afternoon (after reading club) so I raced up the stairs and smothered it on my nuts! All I could compare the pain to is teabagging a hot brew, to say the least I WAS ON FIRE!!! My mummy came in to help me but nothing worked, ice, water, sudocrem, bepanthem, I resorted to soaking my goolie woollies in a bowl of chilled peas. All I can say is I now walk with more swag than John Wayne!