Pizza Paradise Parc Tawe, Swansea

I've recently been on a run of positive reviews but I'm afraid it's juddering to a halt. This eaterie is on the edge of a shopping / leisure / cinema development and frankly it's bad, bad, baaaad. This is a new brand to me - not sure if a chain or not - but post cinema with starving kids I risked it, enticed by their prices. The kids went for small junior portions of Spag boll. They can't get enough of mine at home making this traversty even worse. Totally and utterly inedible. Thankfully the portion was miniscule as they did give it a try. It was just like heavily salted ketchup with overly cooked tired and stodgy spaghetti. My "thin" pizza (I can't stand thick crust americano type stodge) was effectively more salty ketchup and rubber cheese with tired additional topings a million mile from their menu description in taste and appearance. And if this is their thin and crispy I dread to think what the deep pan is like. I wanted thin, crisp, almost burnt crust shimmering with fresh ingredients. This was everything I didn't want. It might be cheap and full of people on a Sunday lunch time but don't let that entice you over the threshold. The students working the place were doing their best, no doubt so was chef with the ingredients available to him/her/it. It's Pizza Hell without a glimmer of Paradiso!