Worst Internet Ever!

I was living in england and had a 3g dongle by 3, I always got a 3g connection and sometimes HSPA. I could always stream videos and play playstation 3 games onlines. It might have lagged a little, but it worked and for what it was it was good.
I have now moved to Jersey, and I can only get a vodafone dongle.
This is by far the worst internet connection I have ever seen in my life, my dial up connection 15 years ago was faster then this. It takes on average 10 minutes to load a web page, and most of the time it wont load at all. I cant even gain entry to my email without it timing out or disconnecting.
I have never been able to connect to a 3g signal on it, and can only use the crappy vodafone GPRS. Whoever buys this is a mug, mines pay as you go so luckily I can throw it in the bin where it belongs.
After this experience I now hate vodafone, for false advertising and selling something that does not work. I will make sure I tell everyone I can just how terrible it is, PLEASE DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS PIECE OF JUNK. Even if you desperately need internet, this will not give you it!