Scrumpy Jack Strong

i woudl reccomend this tasty drink, taste the nuts. Low in cals really compared to leading brand. buy buy buy drink and enjoy. I know that you will

Scrumpy Jack Strong has a nice bitter edge to it.

Reasonble taste for a factory product. Tastes much better out of glass bottle rather than a can.

This does exactly what it says on the tin! It certainly is a premium English Cider, and has a gorgeous sweet taste, that will make you feel like you've just scoffed a load of apples in an orchid! It also comes with a kick! and when you've drank 8 of these, you know you've drank 8 of these! (8 for just under 6 quid in my local Asda). Now, where was I?

Scrumpy Jacks provide a collage of sensation ranging from anger via the obsesion bypass straight to confusion. I have on occasion wept after a pint of what I like to call the 'fear dreamer'. I call it this because whenever my inevitable colapse into unconsiousness occurs, I always dream of being chased by tiny sugar frosted chocolate spacesuits filled with luxurious monkey jam.

To me, drinking 'SJ' as we call it here in Barnsley is like being artificially killed by one of the less ambitious Baldwin sons and then warmed up next to a giant winged head. 250mg of SJ for me please God!