The food is consistently good at the Green Chilli but we have finally reached a stage where the level of contempt that they treat you with as customer has become intolerable.

I have eaten in the restaurant on two occasions but ordered takeaway at least thirty times. At £30 a head that's about a thousand pounds.

On both occasions eating in the restaurant the service was laughable at best but all aspects of the takeaway service simply involve relentless lying. They will ALWAYS lie about the time you can expect the food either for collection or delivery. And you can pretty much guarantee that 50% of the time your food will not be as ordered even if you state allergy problems. Any complaint will be aggressively argued with. Even if they acknowledge that there is a problem you will be offered some sort of ludicrous solution or given some preposterous reasons for the mistake (never their fault obviously).

I could endlessly list the petty details of the problems but the bottom line is unless you really cannot find better Indian food elsewhere then you should avoid them. The only other reason you should visit is if you're a Tv producer and are looking for ideas for a new restaurant drama with a Fawlty Towers theme.