Haven Holidays, Marton Mere Holiday village Review

Well what can I say !!!Haven!!! whats going on?? Have you ever inspected these caravans??? We booked two caravans for two families, when we eventually opened the dodgy lock on the door, husband wanted to book straight into a hotel, but I said "it's only a few nights" WHAT WAS I THINKING !! Both caravans needed a good clean, luckily I had bought cleaning products with me ( packed after I'd read previous reviews the night before we got there!!) whilst cleaning the caravan the cleaner turned up with some extra glasses and i asked her why our friends caravan had a microwave and ours didnt to be told "oh thats probably a private owned caravan" yeh right !! I took my own sheets which im thankful for doing as the ones that were there, well let's just say it's a good job I'd took cleaning cloths or I would have had a great use for the sheets. My son point blank refused to use the quilt even with a cover on. Cooking on/in the disgusting hob, grill or oven was a challenge at best, nothing worked properly not to mention that there weren't any utensils that were of any use. The security men were arrogant and rude they even had their children asking to see passes!! Not happy that WE paid to live like this for four days...To sum up..Noah had better creature comforts on his Ark than you do in these caravans, if you like dirty and dated this is the place for you otherwise STEER CLEAR.