Nassau, Superclub Breezes Review

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Guest's review of Nassau, Superclub Breezes


“I just returned last night from 4 days at the Breezes...”

Written on: 26/05/2009

Good Points
everything that wasn't at this resort

Bad Points
everything at the resort!! absolutely horrible!

General Comments
I just returned last night from 4 days at the Breezes in the Bahamas. I try to be positive when I can, so in this review, I will say that the security staff is very nice and helpful, as are the front bellman. After you walk past the front door though, just turn back around!!!

We booked this trip 3 months in advance and then had to haggle with the front desk person to get 4 of us in 2 rooms on the same floor. We had requested connecting rooms, but that request was denied - although both rooms had doors connecting to someone else's room. The 4 day "all inclusive" trip was $900 each with flight, etc included - so not a bad deal by any means if just looking at the price tag.

FOOD - You will have a better eating experience in your local high school cafeteria then you will in this dining room. All of it tastes the same - horrible - and there are very few fresh food choices at all. If you love carbs and endless dinner rolls, this is the resort for you, but there is NO selection and even less service in their main dining room. They do boast 2 additional "specialty" restaurants, but to make a reservation you have to be in the lobby at 10 am and stand in line from 30 minutes to an hour, at which point, if there are more than 2 of you, you'll be told that you can't all sit together - or that they've reached their capacity - or that the restaurants are closed.

There is one place to check where your daily activities may be going on. They don't give you a map of the hotel, they don't try to get you involved in any way, and if you'd like to know what is going on you must sit through an hour long hotel orientation - but good luck finding it, as they don't tell you where or when it's being held.

The pool is dirty, the drinks are completely watered down, and if you miss lunch you can choose nachos, hot dogs or hamburgers from the outside grill (EVERY DAY).

SERVICE: As I said it stops with the front bellman - the check in desk is rude, they don't seem to have enough towels as the maids start knocking on doors (or just coming in unannounced to your rooms) at 9:00 am to take your towels every morning. Wait Staff/Food Servers - couldn't be any more rude and while they don't bother trying to seat you, get angry and ignore you if you ask to be seated. The only thing updated in this hotel since the 1970's is the bathroom - which is pleasant, but completely impractical for the rest of the resort.

BEDS - if you're looking for rest and relaxation once you go to sleep at night, forget it and head to the Marriott. You would be more comfortable on Safari in Africa sleeping on cots, than you will be on these beds. The bedding is cheap, scratchy and usually dirty. It doesn't fit the bed, and the mattresses must be about 30 years old at this point. If you like rolling off the bed in your sleep, this is the place for you, as the beds are all on angles from prolonged usage. The halls themselves are all tile, so you'll hear everything going on next to you and coming down the halls all night long. Leaks, mildew and endless dampness is common and there is no dehumidifying system to keep your things dry.

End result - absolutely uncomfortable, unhospitable and not even worthy of a 1 Star rating. If I could get my money back, trust me I would, but you will NEVER find me in this hotel again! Ridiculous and disheartening to know I wasted money and time on a vacation where I was charged to be abused when all I really wanted was some rest and relaxation.

If you do go to Nassau though, please do take the time and do the Flying Cloud snorkel/lunch tour. No nicer group of people can be found or a better time had. As long as you leave this resort, you'll be much happier!

Also the straw market and Senor Frogs make for a good time with more to do and see.

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