Royal Porn Celebrities, Far out & disconnected Review

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gunnarbo's review of Royal Porn Celebrities, Far out and disconnected


“Song list: ”

Written on: 09/10/2003 by gunnarbo (2 reviews written)

Good Points
This EP features five hardrocking songs!
A fantastic achievement from a little underground, rockband from Halden, Norway.

Bad Points
Can't find anything, really... other than that the recording could be a little better..

General Comments
Song list:

1. Monster

2. Last Night

3. Nobody Cares

4. Someone Like You

5. Bad to the Bone


When I first put the CD in my player I didn't have any expectations at all.

I mean, come on.. I've never heard of these guys. I just borrowed this CD from my friend, who accidently got himself a copy at one of their concerts..

The bass and drums just turns me on, I mean you can actually feel the rythm pumping blood through your veins. Then there's the guitars and solos, which are perfectly combined with one helluva vocal, screaming out 'meaningless words' as it says on their website..

- Monster is a really cool song, and very easy to like. It kinda surprises me, and makes me feel good.

- Last night I just fell for right away. It sort of reminds me of AC/DC riffs a la Angus. Yeah!

- Nobody Cares just brings back pure RAWK to ya!

- Someone like you didn't really fit in with the rest of the album. It's more like a heavy song, and have this really heavy sound to it. But, hey! I like it!:)

- Bad to the bone really kicks ass. The wah-wah effect puts the BIG smile back on your face. Reminds me of the good old days... mmm.. wah-wah..


All right.. now I've bragged enough about this little EP. Now I have to find something terrible to say about it..

The only thing is that this is a low-budget-demo-EP-kinda-thing... so the sound you get don't really justify the great music! Someone please sign these folks, so we can get these great songs out in a real quality mix??

Definately something for you kids, although it also rocked my 24-year-old mind...


NOTE: This EP is only available through Royal Porn's website:

They've actually listed every song in full-length MP3 also, so you can listen to the songs, and order the album just to support them.. That's a band with no sense of economics, but fu** that! The music is what's important, and these guys know it!

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