written by falkirklass on 23/06/2006
Last night when I was drunk I went to the shop and had a scan at all the sweets available, and I chose a Toffee Crisp... Mmmmmmmmm, the excitement of opening the wrapper!! Just looking at the Toffee Crisp before eating it made me drool buckets full!! It's almost orgasmic just thinking about a Toffee Crisp! Now that definitely tickles my pickle!! Last night I ran about sticking a Toffee Crisp in every-one's face, and I paraded around my local hangout doing a sort of rain dance to the almighty Toffee Crisp!!
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