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written by on 12/06/2010

Hi there.



As a homeless man this drink suits me just fine. I try to get something to eat before knocking this back but in all truth most of the money I get goes on this grog. Food doesn't let you forget your situation now does it?



There's almost no situation that this drink isn't suitable for. Take it for breakfast and it'll set you up for a day. Drink it in the evening to knock you out enough to get some sleep while using cardboard boxes for a bed. Drink it during the day with your mates by the canal and have a good laugh, and if it all turns nasty you'll find that after imbibing this lovely joy-juice that your fighting skills have improved (and you won't feel the pain of that black eye!).



Best of all is the value for money. Suits my pocket just fine.



Protip: If you've been banned from the local shop, get a stranger to buy it for you. When you go to hand him/her a load of loose change they'll probably refuse to handle those coppers and purchase your drink with their own money.



The only downside is that it'll rot your guts and give you the runs. Many a time I've been caught short before finding a bush to go behind.However, if you already smell a bit, this shouldn't impact on your general image.



All in all. 2 Thumbs up.