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“Mr. Porter Is Meditation”

Written on: 17/01/2014

"MR PORTER provides an unrivalled customer care" -- unless you actually need customer care.

They do have a great selection and they do ship very quickly. But the true appreciation of this website really starts when you need to contact customer support. For the price of only a few (given, mildly frustrating) international calls, you will embark on an exotic journey across continents. You will visit England, India and other magical places - over the phone, but still. Unfailingly polite employees will unfailingly fail to do anything to address your issue, helping you relax and gain a new appreciation of the universe moving around you. Time will pass and nothing will happen. Zen.

At the end of the journey you will have forgotten your worries, stopped being an angry person, and submitted to the peaceful flow of destiny. You will be a changed man (or changed woman, as their support stubbornly seems to believe). Don´t miss out on this transcedental experience.

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