Spanking the Monkey First, Fitness Second

Fitness First
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AshleeMelton27's review of Fitness First

“Spanking the Monkey First, Fitness Second”

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written by AshleeMelton27 on 12/10/2015

It may be that you are considering joining Fitness First at Baker Street. This is one of the flagship Fitness First gyms, and, given the location, one might think that lots of corporate johnnies would use it. Private equity pirates, Oaktree Capital Management, who have their hands on the Fitness First tiller certainly think so, because they have set the membership fees to reflect a certain kind of member. Now, I know what you are thinking, the members in question have arms and legs and so on that need exercising, but if you are a man, and use the showers at the Fitness First gym at Baker Street you will see, and hear, other men exercising members in quite unusual ways. If the fantasy of this excites you, then, go for it, take up a membership with Fitness First and put your hands to the task. If the thought of members being exercised in the showers repels you, then you are probably normal, and avoid this gym like a disease. And if you choose to ignore the warning here, then please, gentlemen, check what's left on the shower floor, before you step into a shower cubicle.

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