Joke 4 u all & send me some jokes

From Earth,

1-Jeeto lying nude on the bed with her legs wide apart asks Santa, & quot;Do you know what it means? & quot;

Santa says, & quot;Yes, it means that you need the whole bed to sleep & quot;

2-Secret of long life...

Morning 2 eggs

Evening 2 pegs and

Night 2 legs.



all u there pass me some jokes if u needed more give me ur mobile number i will pass ton of sms jokes

From Ireland,

Larry La Prise who wrote the Hokey Cockey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started!!!

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