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Druid 66
Posts: 1152
From: Wales
25 Jun 2007 6:37 PM
KAAHH...SSPLOOSSHHH!!!!! 
WAHHEY!!! `Alright Lads?!! 
And in drops the Druid 
`Unceremoniously Boofing his Boat` off 
a 20ft waterfall and cartwheeling his way down The Grade 5 rapid beyond!! 
Oh Yes!! The Durance Gorge and the `Slot of Doom` 
Pas Problem Boys!? 
(Actually `maybe next time?!` 
But never mind "I can still `Highly Recommend` White Water Kayaking to all of you chaps WHY 
Because;
1, It`s The Only Sport thats `Even Better` than Air Rifle Shooting!? 
and 2, You Blokes Deserve Only THE BEST In Full On Balls Out Wonderment and Outstanding Lifetime Experiences!! 
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starling death
Posts: 146
25 Jun 2007 6:47 PM
By balls out, do you mean "make it thru the rapids or half-drown"?
quite a sport- "a bit expensive, i imagine?!"
i claim the title of being first to spot druid! "what, with all the mushrooms?!"
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ajvenom
Posts: 3859
From: Mankato, MN
25 Jun 2007 11:39 PM
ur back {tear}
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ajvenom
Posts: 3859
From: Mankato, MN
26 Jun 2007 12:23 AM
`Even Better` than Air Rifle Shooting!?
oh nooooo...the room's a spinnin......I can't breath./////////aaaahhh I'm starting sweat.............I can't feel me legs......................my hearts beating too hard...../\...//\\\....../.\......./\...^........./\..^............/\..^................/\..^.................................................................../\...^................................................................................................/\........^................................................^...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................^........................................................................................................................................................................^.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. {beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep}
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aussie boy
Posts: 590
From: Australia
26 Jun 2007 1:12 AM
good to see ya back dude....
yes white water is fun...we even have a few runs in oz....
kayaking is my "other" hobby, but the focus is on fishing....i have a hobie outback, one of the peddle ones....hands free for fishing, beer drinking etc
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa128/astro001/fishing%20pics/cloudsandwindcomingin.jpg
anyway mate glad you had fun, as for being better than airgunning.........yeah i can see that
CPR for AJ
cfo
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danche
Posts: 890
From: Wales
26 Jun 2007 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Druid 66 on 25 Jun 2007 6:37 PM
KAAHH...SSPLOOSSHHH!!!!!
WAHHEY!!! `Alright Lads?!!
And in drops the Druid `Unceremoniously Boofing his Boat` off a 20ft waterfall and cartwheeling his way down The Grade 5 rapid beyond!!
Oh Yes!! The Durance Gorge and the `Slot of Doom` Pas Problem Boys!? (Actually `maybe next time?!`
But never mind "I can still `Highly Recommend` White Water Kayaking to all of you chaps WHY
Because;
1, It`s The Only Sport thats `Even Better` than Air Rifle Shooting!?
and 2, You Blokes Deserve Only THE BEST In Full On Balls Out Wonderment and Outstanding Lifetime Experiences!!
Welcome back, and as for kayaking being better than airgunning, have you tried it with a airgun mounted on the boat so that you can shoot things on the river bank
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aim2please
Posts: 1552
From: Sydney Australia
26 Jun 2007 1:10 PM
Welcome back we missed you 
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Druid 66
Posts: 1152
From: Wales
27 Jun 2007 10:41 AM
No I hav`nt tried that BUT, Whilst tw@tting down `Mill House Falls` on the Lower Usk once ; I did have a Big Cock Pheasent fall out of the sky!! (unbeknown to us) there was `a shoot` going on in the fields above,.
TIDY!! I thought and immediately `rescued` the victim from a watery grave . `Do you know ?! I even detected `a glimpse of gratitude` from the poor bird as I pulled it out and up onto my deck.
This of course `was relatively short lived` as I then swiftly wrung it`s neck and bunged it in my boat for a tasty supper...
It has to be said that my `paddling mates` (most of whom think that `proper food` only comes out of a supermarket 
) did `raise a few eyebrows` at my enthusiastic and somewhat un-expected course of action. And I even managed to put one right off his sandwiches when I breasted and de-legged it at `bait time`.
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danche
Posts: 890
From: Wales
27 Jun 2007 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Druid 66 on 27 Jun 2007 10:41 AM
No I hav`nt tried that BUT, Whilst tw@tting down `Mill House Falls` on the Lower Usk once ; I did have a Big Cock Pheasent fall out of the sky!! (unbeknown to us) there was `a shoot` going on in the fields above,.
TIDY!! I thought and immediately `rescued` the victim from a watery grave . `Do you know ?! I even detected `a glimpse of gratitude` from the poor bird as I pulled it out and up onto my deck.
This of course `was relatively short lived` as I then swiftly wrung it`s neck and bunged it in my boat for a tasty supper...
It has to be said that my `paddling mates` (most of whom think that `proper food` only comes out of a supermarket ) did `raise a few eyebrows` at my enthusiastic and somewhat un-expected course of action. And I even managed to put one right off his sandwiches when I breasted and de-legged it at `bait time`.
Good on you, did any throw up at the sight, I made a mate go white in the face once and get icky, I was preparing a freshly shot rabbit in my kitchen, he thought he was so tough, it was hilarious, and he wouldn't eat any of it afterwards neither
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Druid 66
Posts: 1152
From: Wales
27 Jun 2007 5:02 PM
Yeah! Come to think of it `One of them did go a bit green actually `
But only when I bit it`s head off and reclined back `to pick my teeth out with it`s claws!!`
Clair, Review Centre, michaelp
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