Stag Night - Good or Bad Idea

From Grangetown, Boro, 1202 posts

I have a good friend who is getting married in March, and a week on Saturday is his stag night. As we know "Stag Nights" are renoun for getting the "Stag" (the guy who is getting married) pretty much well intoxicated, and have all sorts of fun at his expense. I need your opinions on whether my idea is good, bad, or damn right discracefull. I will take your comments on board and decide whether to go ahead with it.



My Idea is this.



I am going to make a fake beard, and take it out with me on his stag night. I will present it to him before we commence our drinking session, and as he is the "Stag", he will be ordered to wear it all night. This will be pretty hard for him to do, as it will have a moustache incorporated in the beard too, with 2 elastic straps, which will go behind his ears, to firmly hold the beard/moustache in place. He will need to drink whilst he is wearing it, and I would imagine that it will itch his face like hell all night.



Now then, at the end of the night, I will then present him with a DVD for him to view, for when he wakes up the next day. The DVD will an in depth production, of how I made the beard. Let me tell you how I plan to fabricate the beard. Myself and all the guys who will be attending the "Stag Night" are all going to shave off, our pubic hairs. With a spot of glue and improvisation, I am sure I can sculpture the ball of hair, into a designer beard! He wont have a clue, untill of course he wakes up and views the DVD, at which point, he will have wore it all night.



So....is my idea good, or does anyone think I may be going too far?

Your comments please!

From South West UK, 2002 posts

I think he may wear it as a laugh for a short while then as he gets more and more intoxicated it will come off without a doubt. I think this will make you feel very disappointed at the great lengths you will have all gone to in the making of this prize beard. He would probably have the last laugh, watching you lot afterwards over the next couple weeks scratching away at your itchy naked manhood areas!

From South West UK, 2002 posts

Shave off his eyebrows when he passes out. Then draw on ridiculous looking brows, moustache and beard with permanent black marker pen. He has enough time to sort his face out before his big day, but stay well away from his Mrs for a few days afterwards!

From Bristol, 55 posts

Do IT!!!!!!

812 posts

I cant see any harm in that markymark, i hope you have lots of ginger friends! That would be the proverbial icing on cake.

From Grangetown, Boro, 1202 posts

Unfortunatly, I dont have any ginger friends. I wonder however, if ginger people do actually have ginger pubes????

I would be interested to know.

From Glasgow, 5 posts

Did you go through with this??