Which Premier League Footballer would you Punch?

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Okay Guys & Girls.

You are permitted one single punch to the face of a premier league football player of your choice. Who would you choose? Here are my top 3.

1. El Hadji Diouf (Bolton Wanderers)

2. Craig Bellamy (Liverpool)

3. Robbie Savage (Blackburn Rovers)

From South West UK, 2002 posts

All this aggression, who's hardest, who would you punch, what animal can you overthrow. Do you and Micky need anger management?!

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Come on Helen, name me your players. You only have choose one if you want. You can name the same as me if you wish.

From South West UK, 2002 posts

I don't know any Lee!! I know very little about Football so I'll leave you guys to this one!

From Manchester, 163 posts

Hows about Robben at Chelsea (he just has one of those faces doesn't he).

Failing that Thierry Henry, always the first one to rub it in your face when he wins, but can't handle defeat.

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Originally posted by Lee1977 on 24 Jan 2007 10:34 PM
1. El Hadji Diouf (Bolton Wanderers)


2. Craig Bellamy (Liverpool)


3. Robbie Savage (Blackburn Rovers)

Quality choice Lee - they're in my top 3 and in that order - I saw Bellamy in Selfridges just before Christmas, He was shopping with his kids so couldn't make a move, shame!

From South West UK, 2002 posts

Originally posted by Micky69 on 25 Jan 2007 3:24 PM
Originally posted by helendydunn on 24 Jan 2007 10:53 PM
All this aggression, who's hardest, who would you punch, what animal can you overthrow. and



Hi Helen, here's a couple for you sweetheart - What is your favourite Washing-Up liquid?, Do you like hoovering or ironing the best? Only joking!!!!!!!!



I have a dishwasher and I don't do hoovering or ironing!

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My mate at work absolutely hates Ivan Campo who plays for Bolton. He even threw an apple at him when we (Boro) beat them in the league cup final 2004. (He missed)

Im suprised that Christiano Ronaldo has so far escaped a cyber battering.

I would also like to punch James Beattie, he's meant to be a right flash so and so, apparantly his party trick is to burn £50 notes. But i still stick with my original top 3.

From Manchester, 163 posts

Originally posted by Lee1977 on 25 Jan 2007 8:45 PM
Im suprised that Christiano Ronaldo has so far escaped a cyber battering.

The boy is a red and a damn fine winger, plus he is a good lad. Any of you go near him and you'd have me to deal with

From Nobody Knows, 1922 posts

1. Robbie Savage - I would give him a severe battering prior to shaving off his pathetic locks.

2. Kevin Davies - Would mind giving this pigeon chested slaphead wanderer a right uppercut.

3. Paul Dickov - An annoying little twerp he is & I have always wanted to batter a dwarf about.



Also would like to include a past Premiership footballer - Alan Shearer, why my brother resisted the temptation to drop that concrete block on his head when he had the chance i'll never know! cheating git!