Why do people garden?

From Bristol, UK, 261 posts

I'll post anywhere when I'm drunk!

From Bristol, UK, 261 posts

I see you are quite a prolific poster yourself. And all those reviews too. You must have a lot of spare time. You're not in prison in the U.S. are you, waiting to get fried on Death Row?

From South West UK, 2002 posts

Goddammit! I been sussed!

From South West UK, 2002 posts

I'll post anywhere sober. Even more disturbing.

From Cumbria, 86 posts

I didn't start out with the intention of following you two, but you are quite amusing, so I do have a look where you have been.

{no doubt you'll find a double entendre in there somewhere}

From Bristol, UK, 261 posts

Fnarr, fnarr, snort. Double entendre, moi?

From South West UK, 2002 posts

Aah phantom, that's so nice! I like you!

From Bristol, UK, 261 posts

No doubt you will be busy on Halloween, Phantom?



He is rather complimentary, isn't he, Helen? At last, someone who appreciates my inane drivel and drunken ramblings.



I started this thread as a wind-up, hoping to annoy some gardeners. Instead, I've attracted a right load of nutters. Funny thing is, this happens on every thread I've started. Mmmmm, maybe someone's trying to tell me something.



Must go, they're coming with my medication, and you can't type when wearing a straight jacket. Well, you can, but I can't tell you what with. Takes ages you know, and makes the end sore.



Bad boy, dirty boy, in your bed.



Nighty night

From South West UK, 2002 posts

Oh but Darky it takes a nutter to find a real one! Someone needs to inject a bit of wicked fun and you are doing well! These forums were a little quiet!



Now look at me. Ive got legs. I'm a little heart like you with legs! So now I can run even faster around the forums! Chase me, chase me!!

From South West UK, 2002 posts

What you been typing with then?! OH, I know, your NOSE!

It's OK I'm sane. Got a certificate when I came out!