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  1. vicky.
    Posts: 1
    From: Surrey

    11 Mar 2003 10:48 AM
    hi txt me some jokes plz send me an email and then i will give ya my number


  2. sparky.
    Posts: 1
    From: Cal

    24 Mar 2003 5:05 PM
    THE MORAL OF THE STORY

    One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the

    class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the

    moral of that story.



    The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to

    tell a story; little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm

    and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive

    into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a

    big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the

    road." The teacher asked for the moral of the story. Suzy

    replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."



    Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm, too, and every

    weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.

    Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asked

    for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your

    chickens before they're hatched."



    Last was little Gunner. "My uncle Steve was a a pilot in the war,

    the helicopter he was in was shot down over enemy territory. As

    the only survivor, all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine

    gun and a machete. First he drank the whiskey so the enemy couldn't

    enjoy it. Unfortunately, he was quickly surrounded by a 100

    soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran

    out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more.

    The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with

    his bare hands." Teacher looked in shock at Gunner and asked if

    there was any possible moral to his story. "Yes sir", Gunner

    replied, "Don't mess with Uncle Steve when he's been drinking."




  3. mic.
    Posts: 1
    From: Nz

    23 Apr 2003 11:40 AM
    HEY HERES SUM JKS PLZ SEND ME SUM AS WELL ON 0211022723 MI NAMES MIC Smile



    remember the time we went on that train ride and i stuck my bum out the window. you the stuck your head out and everyone thought we was twins



    If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???



    they called it pms cause mad cow disease was already taken


  4. dotty.
    Posts: 1
    From: Blackburn

    4 May 2003 8:38 PM
    is there anybody out there who can send me a joke that i could actyally laugh at i will send one back in return tel:07884453332


  5. sugar.
    Posts: 1
    From: London

    6 May 2003 11:52 PM
    hey guys txt me and i'll txt u bk on 07787168739


  6. JVO.
    Posts: 1
    From: HAWAII

    13 May 2003 10:49 PM
    pls send me some text jokes and ill send you some


  7. sharkspawn.
    Posts: 1

    23 Jul 2003 11:34 AM
    Hi i have loads of txts and pic txts to send

    some r funny and some r sexy

    if u send me 1 ill send u 1 back

    my number is 07753 346416


  8. scooby.
    Posts: 1

    28 Jul 2003 11:36 PM
    funny texts required please,send one and recieve one in return.07742861657


  9. trippy6668
    Posts: 1
    From: Australia

    4 Aug 2005 3:08 AM
    hi pplz can any 1 send me sum jokes of any kind


  10. hln82
    Posts: 1
    From: India

    19 Jul 2006 11:59 AM
    Originally posted by louise. on 24 Apr 2002 1:05 AM
    Does any one have any text jokes they could send me, i will send one in return. Thanx


    Mad


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