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vicky.
Posts: 1
From: Surrey
11 Mar 2003 10:48 AM
hi txt me some jokes plz send me an email and then i will give ya my number
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sparky.
Posts: 1
From: Cal
24 Mar 2003 5:05 PM
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the
class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the
moral of that story.
The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to
tell a story; little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm
and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive
into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a
big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the
road." The teacher asked for the moral of the story. Suzy
replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm, too, and every
weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.
Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asked
for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your
chickens before they're hatched."
Last was little Gunner. "My uncle Steve was a a pilot in the war,
the helicopter he was in was shot down over enemy territory. As
the only survivor, all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine
gun and a machete. First he drank the whiskey so the enemy couldn't
enjoy it. Unfortunately, he was quickly surrounded by a 100
soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran
out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more.
The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with
his bare hands." Teacher looked in shock at Gunner and asked if
there was any possible moral to his story. "Yes sir", Gunner
replied, "Don't mess with Uncle Steve when he's been drinking."
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mic.
Posts: 1
From: Nz
23 Apr 2003 11:40 AM
HEY HERES SUM JKS PLZ SEND ME SUM AS WELL ON 0211022723 MI NAMES MIC 
remember the time we went on that train ride and i stuck my bum out the window. you the stuck your head out and everyone thought we was twins
If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???
they called it pms cause mad cow disease was already taken
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dotty.
Posts: 1
From: Blackburn
4 May 2003 8:38 PM
is there anybody out there who can send me a joke that i could actyally laugh at i will send one back in return tel:07884453332
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sugar.
Posts: 1
From: London
6 May 2003 11:52 PM
hey guys txt me and i'll txt u bk on 07787168739
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JVO.
Posts: 1
From: HAWAII
13 May 2003 10:49 PM
pls send me some text jokes and ill send you some
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sharkspawn.
Posts: 1
23 Jul 2003 11:34 AM
Hi i have loads of txts and pic txts to send
some r funny and some r sexy
if u send me 1 ill send u 1 back
my number is 07753 346416
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scooby.
Posts: 1
28 Jul 2003 11:36 PM
funny texts required please,send one and recieve one in return.07742861657
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trippy6668
Posts: 1
From: Australia
4 Aug 2005 3:08 AM
hi pplz can any 1 send me sum jokes of any kind
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hln82
Posts: 1
From: India
19 Jul 2006 11:59 AM
Originally posted by louise. on 24 Apr 2002 1:05 AM
Does any one have any text jokes they could send me, i will send one in return. Thanx
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