Text Jokes

From Surrey, 1 post

hi txt me some jokes plz send me an email and then i will give ya my number

From Cal, 1 post

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the

class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the

moral of that story.



The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to

tell a story; little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm

and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive

into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a

big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the

road." The teacher asked for the moral of the story. Suzy

replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."



Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm, too, and every

weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.

Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asked

for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your

chickens before they're hatched."



Last was little Gunner. "My uncle Steve was a a pilot in the war,

the helicopter he was in was shot down over enemy territory. As

the only survivor, all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine

gun and a machete. First he drank the whiskey so the enemy couldn't

enjoy it. Unfortunately, he was quickly surrounded by a 100

soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran

out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more.

The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with

his bare hands." Teacher looked in shock at Gunner and asked if

there was any possible moral to his story. "Yes sir", Gunner

replied, "Don't mess with Uncle Steve when he's been drinking."

From Nz, 1 post

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remember the time we went on that train ride and i stuck my bum out the window. you the stuck your head out and everyone thought we was twins



If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???



they called it pms cause mad cow disease was already taken

From Blackburn, 1 post

is there anybody out there who can send me a joke that i could actyally laugh at i will send one back in return tel:07884453332

From London, 1 post

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From HAWAII, 1 post

pls send me some text jokes and ill send you some

1 post

Hi i have loads of txts and pic txts to send

some r funny and some r sexy

if u send me 1 ill send u 1 back

my number is 07753 346416

1 post

funny texts required please,send one and recieve one in return.07742861657

From Australia, 1 post

hi pplz can any 1 send me sum jokes of any kind

From India, 1 post

Originally posted by louise. on 24 Apr 2002 1:05 AM
Does any one have any text jokes they could send me, i will send one in return. Thanx