Text Jokes

Text Jokes

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  • Dutch. on 1 Sep 2002 8:13 PM

    From Birmingham, 1 post


    I lie awake at night thinking "WOW" your cute, hot, amazingly sexy, smart & intellegent,

    I gotta take those f***ing mirrors off the ceiling.



    We do it in bed, in the car, standing, sitting, but best of all, lying down,

    Dont u just luv txting.



    Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all,

    The mirror laughed then gave a grunt & said

    "not u, u ugly c**t!!!



    Of all the friends i ever met, ur the 1 i wont forget

    so if u die before i do,

    can i have ur phone off u.



    Define MASTURBATION

    Sex wid some1 u luv.



    Whats the DEFINITION of a WILL

    Its a dead givaway?

  • ian. on 10 Aug 2002 8:28 AM

    From Hull, 1 post


    i wud lik 2 recieve any jokes 0781425 3381

  • londonboy. on 5 Aug 2002 4:36 PM

    From London, 1 post


    hi all tony here!26 love to recieve jokes etc!ill send you some back to!07817492126

  • Ditzi_Kiss. on 21 Jul 2002 7:15 PM

    1 post


    0413455755

  • Eloise. on 22 Jun 2002 8:59 PM

    From Newcastle UK, 1 post


    This site is superb for funny txt/sms messages! and i can send FREE text messages to my friends in England!!



    eloise x

  • Nat. on 13 Jun 2002 9:01 AM

    From Leicestershire, 1 post


    Hi Shak,



    I read your message and would love to hear your jokes! I've got loads too so I'll send you some in return!



    My number is: 07967 117061

  • Travellar. on 12 Jun 2002 12:08 PM

    From York, 1 post


    I shall seek & find you. I shall take you to bed & control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... All my love, The Flu X

  • Tammie Goudie. on 12 Jun 2002 11:46 AM

    From Ayrshire In Scotland, 1 post


    07713572001 txt me with ur joke luv tammie

  • jas. on 6 Jun 2002 7:59 PM

    From London, England, 1 post


    hiyA Imran. how u doin? so how old r ya, i hate it when people ask me that actually so u dont hav to answer it if u dont want. nyway i dont really have nythin to say, so jsut reply when u get this please. i know my e-mail address is rubbish but hey.. nyway gota jet cya

  • ??????????. on 29 May 2002 10:19 PM

    From ????????????, 1 post


    wat kind of number is 00971505881920 that. wher did that one cum from