Text Jokes

Text Jokes

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  • Dutch. on 1 Sep 2002 8:13 PM

    From Birmingham,


    I lie awake at night thinking "WOW" your cute, hot, amazingly sexy, smart & intellegent,

    I gotta take those f***ing mirrors off the ceiling.



    We do it in bed, in the car, standing, sitting, but best of all, lying down,

    Dont u just luv txting.



    Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all,

    The mirror laughed then gave a grunt & said

    "not u, u ugly c**t!!!



    Of all the friends i ever met, ur the 1 i wont forget

    so if u die before i do,

    can i have ur phone off u.



    Define MASTURBATION

    Sex wid some1 u luv.



    Whats the DEFINITION of a WILL

    Its a dead givaway?

  • macca. on 11 Sep 2002 9:49 PM


    text some dirty jokes 0781644127 thanks

  • jonesy. on 27 Sep 2002 7:36 PM

    From UK,


    To Shak and all the others who left no number.. mine is 07734 672930 will text you some back too. naughty ones allowed please!!

  • Rachel. on 28 Sep 2002 7:57 PM

    From Norfolk,


    Hello, does ne one no ne good sites to get text jokes from, as im single and want to get mens over 17 attention!

  • jellybean. on 14 Oct 2002 8:01 PM

    From Southampton,


    ANY FUNNY(FUNNY) TEXT JOKES TO 07799584294

    AND .....

  • aj. on 14 Oct 2002 10:04 PM

    From Doncaster,


    wots ur numba il send u some!!!

  • aisha. on 16 Oct 2002 10:13 PM


    any funny text mess send to this number 07796391476

  • rachel. on 17 Oct 2002 10:36 AM

    From Vic,


    text jokes please

  • ats. on 30 Oct 2002 11:12 PM

    From Bradford,


    aj my numba is 07729320292

  • Bob. on 31 Oct 2002 5:57 PM

    From Wales,


    JESUS SAYS TO JOHN COME FORTH, ILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE, JOHN CAME FIFTH HE WON A TOASTER