Text Jokes

Text Jokes

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  • JooMoo on 28 Dec 2006 12:49 PM

    1 post


    Hi,

    go to http://www.free--sms.com



    You can send sms fast and reliable (text and unicode)

    Also you can send poems, jokes ect



    Check this out!!!!!!

  • hln82 on 19 Jul 2006 11:59 AM

    From India, 1 post


    Originally posted by louise. on 24 Apr 2002 1:05 AM
    Does any one have any text jokes they could send me, i will send one in return. Thanx

    Mad

  • trippy6668 on 4 Aug 2005 3:08 AM

    From Australia, 1 post


    hi pplz can any 1 send me sum jokes of any kind

  • scooby. on 28 Jul 2003 11:36 PM

    1 post


    funny texts required please,send one and recieve one in return.07742861657

  • sharkspawn. on 23 Jul 2003 11:34 AM

    1 post


    Hi i have loads of txts and pic txts to send

    some r funny and some r sexy

    if u send me 1 ill send u 1 back

    my number is 07753 346416

  • JVO. on 13 May 2003 10:49 PM

    From HAWAII, 1 post


    pls send me some text jokes and ill send you some

  • sugar. on 6 May 2003 11:52 PM

    From London, 1 post


    hey guys txt me and i'll txt u bk on 07787168739

  • dotty. on 4 May 2003 8:38 PM

    From Blackburn, 1 post


    is there anybody out there who can send me a joke that i could actyally laugh at i will send one back in return tel:07884453332

  • mic. on 23 Apr 2003 11:40 AM

    From Nz, 1 post


    HEY HERES SUM JKS PLZ SEND ME SUM AS WELL ON 0211022723 MI NAMES MIC Smile



    remember the time we went on that train ride and i stuck my bum out the window. you the stuck your head out and everyone thought we was twins



    If u didn't have feet would u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???



    they called it pms cause mad cow disease was already taken

  • sparky. on 24 Mar 2003 5:05 PM

    From Cal, 1 post


    THE MORAL OF THE STORY

    One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the

    class go home and think of a story and then conclude with the

    moral of that story.



    The following day the teacher asked for the first volunteer to

    tell a story; little Suzy raised her hand. "My dad owns a farm

    and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive

    into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a

    big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the

    road." The teacher asked for the moral of the story. Suzy

    replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."



    Next was little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm, too, and every

    weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.

    Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asked

    for the moral of the story. Lucy replied, "Don't count your

    chickens before they're hatched."



    Last was little Gunner. "My uncle Steve was a a pilot in the war,

    the helicopter he was in was shot down over enemy territory. As

    the only survivor, all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine

    gun and a machete. First he drank the whiskey so the enemy couldn't

    enjoy it. Unfortunately, he was quickly surrounded by a 100

    soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran

    out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more.

    The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with

    his bare hands." Teacher looked in shock at Gunner and asked if

    there was any possible moral to his story. "Yes sir", Gunner

    replied, "Don't mess with Uncle Steve when he's been drinking."