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“Worst Beer on the Earth”

★☆☆☆☆

written by NateTheGreat on 18/11/2013

I had a six pack two days ago and I had the worstest hangover ever on only 2 beers. i threw the rest out. i cant think why NEone would still drink this stuff. the Dutch are cool people but this beer is bad. It's all brad pitt marketing and not enough taste. 1-10 would not drink again. too expensive.

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“Pleasant and quenching”

★★★★☆

written by Gwell on 24/08/2011

My first impression of this lager was of a rather bland non-event, but after sampling a few of its competitors I'd have to concede that heineken is actually a very well-made beer with far more hop flavour and bite than I'd originally perceived. Not a world-beater, perhaps, but when stacked against some other dreary euro lagers it emerges as a strong player. Recommended.

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“I don't believe in metaphor's but Heineken lager is...”

★★★☆☆

written by Anonymous101 on 02/08/2006

I don't believe in metaphor's but Heineken lager is like a 2nd division football club, who has seen a billionaire chairmen take over and vastly improve the squad, subsequently promotion to the premiership football has now arrived for Heineken. I think Champions League is a step to far for Heineken, they are never going to be a Bud,Stella,Becks,Carling or Fosters are they?

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Black Ghost 7's Response to 252776_Anonymous101's Review

Written on: 24/01/2008

I cannot believe what I am reading. Heineken is simply one of the great lagers, not only of our time, but also of times past. Rather than calling the beer, be critical of some of the places that serve this, often their storage and 'finish' seriously deteriorates the real taste and I can tell you man, it is great!

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“There are a lot better alternatives to Heineken in...”

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written by sjaakie on 10/03/2006

There are a lot better alternatives to Heineken in Holland (Grolsch, Hertog Jan), but occasionally it's quite drinkable. I'd usually prefer other beers, although it's a lot better then some discount beers (Euroshopper, Import, Holger, Brouwmeester).

The flavour isn't really special, although in large quantities that hardly matters.

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“What can I say. After trying so many beer brands,...”

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written by lucjaber on 03/07/2004

What can I say. After trying so many beer brands, Heineken beats them all. It has an unmistakable hobs flavour, a serious lager with refreshing taste, mild foam and fantastic look. I think the secret is in the yeast (strain "A") and the hobs quality. My favorite beer absolutely no doubt.

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