Trisha, Trisha, Trisha how you spoil us with your early morning treat. If you're not familiar with the Trish-Meister, think Jerry Springer but with a small budget, less messed up guests and a slightly more unstable presenter. She been through it all and her experience helps us understand what it must be like for Taffy from Wales to find out his teenage kids aren't his, but were both fathered by his brother, etc., etc. I think abolishing Trisha would see people skiving off work reduced by a half and a lot less people interested in a Univesity education.