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| Value for Money | 9/10  |
|---|---|
| Overall rating | 9/10 |
Full review by
lastmohican
on 16th Aug 2004
User Rating : 9
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Good Points: Very good taste and colour
Bad Points: Quickly turns you into an alcoholic
General comments: I have been drinking Canaletto Primitivo for about 3 years now and I can say that it is a really good wine. It has all the right things a guy can ask from his wine: It is faithful, loving, good in bed and a good mother. The only disadvantage I can think of is that it turns yellow if you store it at temperatures below -2C. And this is a problem because you have to tell your guests something like ''would you like your red wine to be yellow or just warm? which may confuse your guests and make them run away. Personally, I have made some adjustments in my mansion so that guests never run away: blocked all windows and locked all doors so that even if someone manages to get over the shark pool they can never get out. Another small disadvantage is the wine's name. Yes its name. What are you supposed to say? ''Madame would you like me to give you some primitive?''. Had tons of fun with this one!
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