Lemony Snicket,Brett Helquist, A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope Review: From the moment I heard of Klaus and Violet rattling down the hill alone in the caravan, and Sunny rattling up the hill in a car full of hungry greedy villans I was entranced. My mother even tried to tempt me with her roast dinner and a trip to a book signing at Waterstones, but I refused as I don't like my Mum's gravy, and the author who was doing a book signing was rubbish (and anyway I liked the book too much).
This book is sensational, and if you haven't read the series yet, what's keeping you? READ THEM NOW! QUICK! BEFORE I SEND A MANIAC ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND TELL HIM TO POKE YOU WITH A VERY LONG STICK! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Well, actually, I don't, BUT I HAVE CONTACTS! I WILL FIND OUT! Deep breaths now. Excuse me a moment, I need to calm myself...thank you. Right, well anyway read the darn books! NOW!