Malmaison Brasserie, Quayside, Newcastle Upon Tyne Reviews

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Average Ratings for Malmaison Brasserie, Quayside, Newcastle Upon Tyne

  • Quality of service3 stars
  • Quality of food2.8 stars
  • Value for Money2.8 stars
  • Reviewer Ratings3 stars
  • Overall Rating3.2 stars

2 Reviews For Malmaison Brasserie, Quayside, Newcastle Upon Tyne

  • Guest 30th Jun 2009

    Reviewer rating: 1 stars


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    Good Points: The wine was ok


    Bad Points: The food, the atmosphere and the fact that they thought charging 2.50 for bread was acceptable.


    General comments: I don't often write reviews but tonights meal has spured me into action. I have never eaten at malmaison before now. I do not think I will be eating there again. We ate at malmaison as part of the Eat festival. Basically you paid for two meals at 25 quid a head and got the third meal free. The malmaison meal was our free one. Which is good as I would not have paid 25 pounds for it. The place was dark stuffy, windowless and pretentious beyond belief. Whoever designed the place must have believed that if you paint eveything black and ram enough magnums of verve cliquot around the place it will be classy. I felt like I was in a dingy basement. The rest of the diners were wannabe foitballers wives who wouldn't know a good meal if it slapped them in the face. If you want to eat tough raw lamb and flobby fatty pork followed by hot oversized creme br l e minus the crispy topping malmaison is the place for you. If not? I would recommend Jesmond Dene House where they know how to cook.

  • boozhound Rank: Staff Sergeant 16th Jan 2007

    Reviewer rating: 5 stars


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    I've been to Malmaison Brasserie's in Edinburgh and Newcastle, and I must say that each is individual. While they share a few dishes here and there, each offers a little local touch. For example the white-faced Northumberland pork.

    As you walk into Malmaison you know that you're in the right place! You can walk up to the bar area and have a drink while taking in the most spectacular view of the Millennium Bridge, and then dash through the heavy velvet curtain to be seated.

    The first time ...