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Written on: 16/08/2010
Not really a theme park, more like a static carnival, with a bit of park land.
Toilets not too clean and rides not really good enough for my discerning group of 9/10 year olds. Should visit B&Q for a bit of paint. Expensive for what what on offer. Diving show good, although compere was loud and annoying. Probably would offer a good day out for younger children. Personally I won't be back.
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Written on: 15/08/2010
i've been to loudon castle lot's of times and it never gets old, its absolutely fantastic! theres a wide range of things to do for small kids, teenagers, and adults.as well as rides the shows are brilliant as well. i loved the thrill rides like the barnstormer and the black pearl and twist and shout. the only thing i would change is the prices in the gift shops. the only thing i would have liked to know before i made my purchase would be what rides were suited for different ages… Read Full Review
Written on: 27/07/2010 by MumofOne (1 review written)
I took my 11yr old son to this place today and what a waste of my time and money. Even after the fact we got 2 x £10 off vouchers - it was still a waste of money.
There is only 4 rides that are suited for older visitors the rest are for the really young kids. The rides all look like they are falling to bits and one of the roller coasters is completely rusty and looks so unsafe with tape all over it.
The diving show was good though but the female compere just ruined it for us with her… Read Full Review
Written on: 26/07/2010
Dear all, My family and I visited Louden Castle for the first time and were very disappointed, in my view there is not enough rides to class this park as Scotland theme park it is a glorified fun fare. With regards to the animals you be better off visiting your local pet shop or farm. The only good part of the day was the high diving show, although this was spoilt by the compare who is an embarrassment to Scotland and her patter was rubbish. All in all it is a very poor example of a theme park… Read Full Review
Written on: 23/07/2010
hi my famliy and i went though p&o ferries, for the day eventho we have to get at 3am to get the ferry,as we come from dundalk ireland. we had the best day, my kids are 4 and 5, there was loads of thing for them to do all day and the dive show was brilliant. i thought where was a great range of rides for all ages, aswell my brother and girlfriend how is 20yrs old, they had a great day too. all i can say is it was brilliant and great value for money,, .. ps we are booking again for the end of… Read Full Review
Written on: 01/07/2010 by ayrshirefamily (1 review written)
Really disappointed with this visit to Loudon Theme Park -seeing little progress at all following past visits.
1. No toilets in the car park
2. Food in the restaurant is awful, in the past it had been good and was a welcome change from the snack bars selling hot dogs etc if you wanted something decent. Everything seems to be served with "chips and peas" - so we ordered something and the girl said, "no peas sorry" - we ordered something else and the reply was "no sweetcorn" sorry. She wasnt… Read Full Review
Written on: 12/05/2010
My parents joined me, my wife and our two young children in visiting Loudoun Castle on Saturday. We very very disappointed at the standard of the park, in particular the Rory the Lion show. The 2pm show was not worthy of the description "children's entertainment". Rory appeared for approx. 10 minutes, pretending to urinate against the house and then told 2 jokes and disappeared again. It was totally unrehearsed and amateurish to say the least, nevermind completely inappropriate.
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Written on: 27/07/2009
wicked!!! had a great day spent all day at Loudon Castle Theme Parkloads to see and loads to do.
super rides the barnstormer,black pearl and rollar coasters are the nutts!
defo will be going back… Read Full Review
Written on: 14/08/2008
Loudon Castle Theme Park is cool. It is great fun for everyone, however I find it a bit expensive… Read Full Review
Written on: 31/07/2008
Good rides at Loudon Castle Theme Parkand and it has got lots of space for all the rides and it is a great day out for the family!! Not enough water rides and a bit dear. Also more rides!!! I like the theme park very much but I think there should be a bit more rides!!!… Read Full Review
Written on: 29/07/2008
Very good assistance and lots and lots to do!!! I have written this review based on my own opinions and experiences and the information that I have contained in my review is factual. Ok please go to Loudon and have a GREAT time!!!!!!!!… Read Full Review
Written on: 26/06/2008
It was great fun and worth the money. The scary , fast rides. Especially the orange roller-coaster that goes upside down. Sometimes you don't get to sit with your friends. The people force you to sit somewhere you don't want to sit… Read Full Review
Written on: 12/06/2008
Good points, what good points! Bad points, There was plenty; first of all the rides are old, there's nothing for the older generation, park was full of under 12's, felt uncomfortable as there was nobody over the age of 12. I think this was caused by the lack of exciting rides. On Louden Castle webpage, it was made to look better than what it was… Read Full Review
Written on: 01/06/2008
It was close to home, Loudon Castle Theme Park. Also the setting was quite nice with the castle and all. Not enough rides, a lot of them seemed quite old. Nothing for young children. Inconsistent with height restrictions… Read Full Review
Written on: 08/03/2008 by Stuvon (1 review written)
Superb value for money!! Great day out for the kids and mum's and dad's!! Lots to see and do!! Will definitely return!! A super break during the summer holiday at a great price!! Suits everyone!!!!… Read Full Review
Written on: 06/11/2007 by rockyou4ever (1 review written)
I find it a very good place with a very high standard of food and attraction I hope they keep up this excellently high standard… Read Full Review
Written on: 16/08/2006 by bev scott (1 review written)
Admission price is based on height. Any child under 1m goes free!… Read Full Review
Written on: 27/07/2006 by elportogrande (1 review written)
Loudon Castle theme park has to be the best value for money I have ever seen. From the glorious food in the cafe (at very reasonable prices) to the way the staff went out of their way to put the youngsters at ease. It was a day I will remember for ever. The place was very clean with little or no litter to be seen anywhere. The staff in the small farm zoo were just fantastic when showing the kids a tame ferret, who they all got to stroke and make a fuss of. The staff had all the time in the… Read Full Review
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