Haven Holidays, Berwick Review

“HOLIDAYMAKERS THOUGHTS HAVEN BERWICK ”

Written on: 30/06/2009 by lyndagrimmett

Good Points
day of departure the train home

Bad Points
day of arrival would have been treated better in prison

General Comments
HOLIDAYMAKERS THOUGHTS HAVEN BERWICK



We arrived looking for holiday fun

In Berwick under the Haven park sun

The caravan park looked nice and clean

But the caravan we had couldn`t have been seen

No hot water not even heat

Not even bedsocks to warm your feet

We make the beds up for your stay

Just a little more you have to pay

Our bed sheets and pillowcases wern`t even there

Haven had their money so why care

The reception desk staff were not charming

In fact their attitude was quite alarming

They could not give a toss

We won`t come back that`s your loss

The showbar if you can call it so

Half the advertised acts never did show

The bar staff were a total disgrace

They act if they own the place

If you complain about cloudy beer

Your told that ' s how it comes out the pipes up here

The bar staff need training that ' s a fact

Or perhaps you could use them as a comedy act

So I say to Haven management on high

Stay in one of your dirty caravans on the sly

Then perhaps you will see your filthy site and I am sure you wouldn`t sleep all night