Gullivers Land, Milton Keynes Review

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Gullivers Land, Milton Keynes
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kiora2's Review of Gullivers Land, Milton Keynes

21st Dec 2008

Overall Rating

0.5 stars
  • Value for money
    0.5 stars
  • Ages suited for
    Under 12
  • Date of visit (month/year)
    12/2008
  • Other info / Tips?
    Not supplied
Good Points

Cup and saucer ride


Bad Points

The rest of it.
A competition to win a bike was based on getting stamps from around the park. The stamping devices couldn't have been working for weeks! The place is falling to bits, looks great when you first go in but sadly from there on in its just cheese. We saw some good looking rides from a distance but as half the park was barred off shut with benches we couldn't get to them.


General Comments

Wow Christmas cracker day out. The food was terrible but the latte's were nice. The Christmas cracker lunch had no Christmas crackers.
A lot of the rides were run down and lacked any TLC Some of the smaller unsupervised ones just didn't work at all. The 3d water maze had no water and no stamp for the competition, it had mould/moss and grass growing out of it, just tatty. The indoor roller coaster was full of rubbish, The fire truck ride suffered from a lack of water on one of the trucks (the point of the ride).
The reindeer's looked so sad with a small hut a bit of straw and some tarmac to go on. A row of 5 or 6 Christmas grotto's all with a Santa in with people ushered in and ushered out, very commercial not very festive. Queue's 20min's long to get in with pre-booked tickets. Staff were just horrible with only two exceptions, (tea cup ride and Tug boat).
I suppose they tried but if that's the best they can do then why bother? Oh Yeah, thats right...... purely to make money!

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