Jennie Brand Miller, Anthony Leeds, The New Glucose Revolution Review

Overall Rating

The toilets

Everything apart from the toilets

Don't waste your money!
Restaurant was in the basement - no windows - no atmosphere.
Most courses came covered in something that looked like spit.
My dessert (which sounded like quite a safe bet compared to the rest of the menu) was disgusting - tasted like animal fat!
The serving staff asked if it was OK (because I hadn't eaten it), but there was no reaction when I said no.
Wine was not good.
Can't be bothered to complain, because the best I'd get would be a free meal - I wouldn't even eat there for free!
Bill was £212 for 4 people (2 never had starters).
The only thing I can say that's good about the place is that the toilets are well stocked with hairspray, hand cream etc. So make sure you use some of the products so that you don't feel you've wasted 100% of your money!