Goldschlager Review

Overall Rating

Gets you very drunk

Ordering a Goldschlager sounds too much like a Grolsch Lager, imagine the confusion.

To me Goldschlager tastes like a less offensive vodka. You drink it in shots. If i'm not mistaken it has tiny little bits of gold flake floating about in it, designed not only to look lovely but also to give your mouth and throat the tiniest little cuts allowing the alcohol to enter your blood stream quicker getting you even drunker than normal. A true drink of champions, Goldschlager is for you if you like carnage, trouble and mayhem on a night out.