Corona Extra Review

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Corona Extra
2.8 stars
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Cult Fiction's Review of Corona Extra

3rd Sep 2006

Overall Rating

4 stars
  • Value for money
    3.5 stars
Good Points

A soft smooth flow of fresh crisp cold lager which when drunk touches the lips and massages the tonsils on the way down through the throat, inviting a feeling of chilled sensual refreshment into the upper body and gently opens the taste buds further as the bitter lemon caresses the eyes into squinting ever so slightly.


Bad Points

Like all beer, if you drink past the benchmark of ten bottles of this stuff, you are gonna end up being completely off your face and will appear cross-eyed, red nosed, spannered & slobbering.
The only way to really understand if a beer is fantastic is to drink it to excess, that is perhaps the only way a beer can genuinely yet experimentally be truly assessed. I'm afraid that this beer will give you a hang over after the benchmark stage.


General Comments

The fact is, that to drink this Corona Extra beer properly you must insist to your mate who is buying or to the barmaid who is serving that a sliced lemon stuffed half way down the neck of the bottle, with the back end poking out of the eye of the opening, is absolutely essential in any case. This beer has a slightly less alcohol content at around the 4.7% area, which helps accommodate the hangover the next day. The lemon may seem to lager fuelled non-experts, that you appear a bit feminine - however a true man of macho charisma will not feel ashamed to ask for a lemon inserted into the neck of this drink at his local Ferrit & Spanner pub.

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  • Anonymous101 Rank: Major-General on 19th Dec 2006

    I was in Chicago Rock the other night and following several bottles of Corona, I began to experience symptoms that you document so eloquently in your fantastic review. Together with this I experienced an upsurge in confidence with regards to my own fighting capabilites and of my magnetism and appeal to the opposite sex, the bar was also significantly lowered with the regards to the standard of lady I would usually find attractive, so drink responsibly folks or you could reap insurmountable consequences. Great review