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The Geek's Review of Bar Room Jokes

6th Dec 2005

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5 stars
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    One will make you laugh


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    A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her one.

    A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home."

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

    A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

    A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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    Members' Comments onThe Geek's Review

    • bobtail Rank: Lance Corporal on 6th Dec 2005

      I am going to try and remember this one to amuse my friends.

    • daneee69 Rank: Major on 20th Dec 2005

      the penguin one rules! hahhah

    • Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 28th Jul 2006

      A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
      OUCH!!

    • Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 28th Jul 2006

      Two oranges walk into a bar. What does one say to the other?
      Your round!!!

    • ajmachg Rank: Lieutenant-Colonel on 23rd Nov 2006

      Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

    • emza2511 Rank: Colonel on 28th Dec 2006

      This is an excellent collection of jokes, and they all made me laugh! Have you got any more up your sleeve?

    • Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 29th Dec 2006

      There are a few more in the lounge section forum; some are really bad though!

    • Anonymous101 Rank: Major-General on 31st Jan 2007

      I'm really sorry but I didn't find any of those amusing at all, especially the one about buying the lump of asphalt a pint. In fact I hope Harry Hill doesn't stumble across this material as it would probably become part of his act and available to a much wider audience! Terrible.