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By The Geek Rank: Captain on 6th Dec 2005

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A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her one.

A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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8 Comments on Review by The Geek for Bar Room Jokes

  1. bobtail Rank: Lance Corporal on 6th Dec 2005

    I am going to try and remember this one to amuse my friends.

  2. daneee69 Rank: Major on 20th Dec 2005

    the penguin one rules! hahhah

  3. Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 28th Jul 2006

    A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
    OUCH!!

  4. Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 28th Jul 2006

    Two oranges walk into a bar. What does one say to the other?
    Your round!!!

  5. ajmachg Rank: Lieutenant-Colonel on 23rd Nov 2006

    Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

  6. emza2511 Rank: Colonel on 28th Dec 2006

    This is an excellent collection of jokes, and they all made me laugh! Have you got any more up your sleeve?

  7. Helen of Troy Rank: Field-MarshalCompetition Winner on 29th Dec 2006

    There are a few more in the lounge section forum; some are really bad though!

  8. Anonymous101 Rank: Major-General on 31st Jan 2007

    I'm really sorry but I didn't find any of those amusing at all, especially the one about buying the lump of asphalt a pint. In fact I hope Harry Hill doesn't stumble across this material as it would probably become part of his act and available to a much wider audience! Terrible.



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