white lightning review

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Average Ratings

Value for Money	8.6/10
Reviewer Rating	6.5/10
Overall Rating	7/10

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By swaleberta on 19th May 2005

swaleberta's Ratings

Value for money	10/10
Overall value	10/10
swaleberta's recommendation

Good Points

Fantastic flavour, very potent (some say it contains magic dust), has been known to cause orgasm in some cases, has been at the centre of most good nights ive ever had, swal!

Bad Points

May cause death, expensive

General Comments

In my opinion white lightning is a genre defining orgasm for the taste buds. If your a cider fan like myself, you'll probably appreciate how a nice 3 litre bottle gets the night off to a great start. If, like myself, you find it necessary to consume the full 3 litres in one sitting (excluding toilet visits) you're probably aware of that extra valuable potency contained in the mighty white lightning bottle. I recommend starting off slow, with say symmonds or scrumpy jack, and then advancing to the white lightning. It has a great taste, one other ciders cannot match in my opinion. Be warned though, side effects include double vision, mental retardation and sometimes the odd spot of getting caught steeling statues from someones garden. Remember, do not underestimate the power of the barrack - a 3 litre bottle of white lightning is equivelant in alcoholic content to 15 bottles of grolsch. Unfortunately some whitey victim who obviously couldn't handle his barrack decided to ban it so the 3 litres as we know it will soon be dead. So drink up!

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