renault clio mtv 1.2 review

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Average Ratings
Performance7.9/10 Based on 9 ratings
Practicality8/10 Based on 9 ratings
Reliability8.9/10 Based on 9 ratings
Value for Money8.2/10
Reviewer Rating7.8/10
Overall Rating7.4/10 Based on 12 ratings
90% Recommended9 out of 10 Reviews

Review of Renault Clio MTV 1.2

By mfarley01 on 27th Feb 2004

mfarley01's Ratings
Year Manufactured2050
Length of ownership50 years
Performance10/10
Practicality10/10
Reliability10/10
Value for money10/10
Overall value1/10
no mfarley01's recommendation

Good Points

Time machine, warp engines, hover abilities, laser turrets, torpedo launcher, transforming capabilities.

Bad Points

Hefty fuel consumption, too loud at high speeds, high short term depreciation.

General Comments

Renault Clio MTV: The time machine in the boot makes the Clio a great option for nipping back and forth through time to correct past mistakes and observe future events. The warp engine and hover accelerator enable speedy get aways, perfect for evading the time police if they are chasing you. The bonnet mounted laser turrets and rear bay quantum torpedo launcher are excellent for neutralising Sunday drivers and Storm Troopers.

Despite it's plus points, the Clio eats up fuel like no business, and you'll need to have a steady supply of dilithium crystals to keep this bad boy going. The time machine is handy, but the ability to travel through space as well would have been a welcome feature. At warp factor 5 and above, the wind noise is unacceptable for a car from the future. Don't expect to get much of your investment back when the time comes to sell either, I saw one in Autotrader 2065 the other day which was on sale for a banana and a packet of crisps. Of course you could always pop back to a time when it was worth more and sell it then I suppose.

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