written by Willywonkasinspectorate on 22/04/2017
Whoever wrote the menu sheet in the box of Dairy Box chocolates should seriously contemplate writing a novel , because they certainly have a gift for writing fiction.
All the chocolates taste the same but we are lead to beleive we are experiencing the mouth watering tangs of orange , raspberry, almond, caramel truffle etc...
It would be more fitting if the sheet just said...round ones....square ones...hearty shaped ones...oblongy ones...funny shaped cuppy ones....pinched in the middle ones...
Dear customer please imagine the flavours to suit yourself....
What have you done to Dairy Box?
I think you should refund your customers' purchase fee on submission of the menu sheet to yourselves...
One for the trade descriptions people I think