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“I give an 8 rating for the rides and zoo only as the...”

Written on: 29/06/2009 by wastedtime (1 review written)

Good Points
zoo,rides(exept ques) and best of all the exit

General Comments
I give an 8 rating for the rides and zoo only as the holiday village is an absolute nightmare!
The American bar...what a hole!...Then theres the prices..brace yourself..a pint of "standard" lager £3.20..friut shoot for the nippers £1.65...and a glass of wine for the ladies £3.80...yes thats right £10.30 a round..



Oh yes the "holiday village takeaways" OUCH! So youve had 4 rounds of drinks for the family over £40 and your a bit hungry,small fish n chips ONLY £5.50 or why not the chinese all meals(small cartons) no rice or chips £5.50 each..so a few drinks and a bite to eat well over £60 x 7 nights!..and this is without any refresments during the day.ps all chicken dishes at the chinese are made with very cheap deep fried processed chicken nuggets...very healthy.

AND FINALLY THE BLOODY PRICE OF STAYING IN THE HOLIDAY VILLAGE! how very dare you mr flamingoland....do you wear a mask!..is your surname Turpin.We brought our caravan 2 adults 2 darling offspring(barrrrhhh) 3 nights inc park entry £190...ah you think well thats not to bad..well yes if that was the true cost ok..but if you want electricity for your tourer(why in hell wouldnt we) then another £5 per night..mmm shall we put the awning up dear..no we bloody well wont at another £5 per night...ok just a windbreak!!..yep you guessed it £5 per night..FOR A BLOODY WINDBREAK...if its got poles(pun intended) then its £5 per night......So do the maths stay for a week 2 adults and two children and god forbid use electric,stick a few poles in the groung,have a few drinks each night and perhaps a nibble(sorry love) and your selling your granny to pay for it all...why not instead have a two week med cruise for the family its CHEAPER.....SPLEAN VENTED