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“Ambre Solaire Light Glow No Streaks Bronzer. Where do...”

Written on: 06/07/2010

Ambre Solaire Light Glow No Streaks Bronzer. Where do I start! With the name of the product which lies lies on all counts. No streaks: codswallap. Light natural tan: codswallap. Dry body mist: codswallap. My legs were feeling a little left out of some sun, and we had planned a day out on the beach. Shopping in Tesco, I saw this little joker on the shelf on special offer, with a description on the tin that sounded to tempting to refuse...you know why, because it's deadly venom in a can that will leave you shocked and stunned the next morning, when you look like a David Dickenson lookalike reject with some rare skin disorder. I went for the light, natural tan, instead of the intense version and can onlty think God (if there is one) was on my side: damn, what would the intense do to you, I dread to think. If you like your skin to look like a patchy satsuma, with a slight shimmer, then this is the stuff for you. Natural-looking tan it said on the tin: I'd rather have got the real deal followed by the risk of a douse of skin cancer in the Mojave desert than suffer with the humility of this bull5hit in a can. AVOID AT ALL COSTS, TRUST ME