Written on: 30/10/2010
Dreadful place - possibly the ante-room to hell on earth. Having said that, if you are taking your GCSE in 'Great queues of our time' then this is priceless 'cramming'. Have our lives become so devoid of joy that 90 minutes doing a slow and silent conga through a maze is a credible way to spend a day. And for what, these rides are massively overhyped - please just do a bungee jump; there's virtually no queuing and you'll find out what a real thrill is. Don't give these guys your money, they are laughing at you. You are being very shrewdly marketed to and these guys are clever but, ultimately, they are just laughing at you.