Written on: 02/07/2012
If you're reading this ang haven't already signed up to Be Naughty, Get Naughty, British Sex Contacts or any of the other 'get sex now' websites you have just saved yourself a lot of money.
The people who run these sites should be strung up but conveniently it's often one franchise of another or some huge multinational so everyone can either ignore you or blame someone else.
Either way, you didn't just recieve a personal message, there are not women 'waiting' to speak to you, your messages are NO WAY from the person in the photograph and finally, remind yourself of the age old saying
"When something is too good to be true - it probably is, or definately is in this case!"
Still think you're hot? OK, go and sign in and watch all your prepayment interest evaporate. You have been warned...