Written on: 11/08/2006 by Anonymous101
Makes you look like a complete male. Modifies the colour, texture and consistency of the waste product expelled via your digestive tract and bottom. Readily available across the UK.
Can be expensive to buy, I have also been known to fall off my bar stool after a gallon.
Although considered to be an "acquired taste", I would recommend Guinness to anyone as it is quality. However I don't agree with the notion that it tastes better in Dublin, Ireland. I have been to Dublin a few times and you are lucky if you can even them to put a shamrock on your pint.