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Papa_Lush's review of Apple iPhone 4

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Apple iPhone 4

“Holy Jesus.”

Written on: 04/02/2013 by Papa_Lush (18 reviews written)

The phone was tolerable at first, but I was suprised it didn't work while I was swimming. Other disadvantages include:

-breaks when you throw it against a wall.
-doesn't taste at all like an apple.
-the touch screen failed to work when I had poo on my fingers.
-killed my goldfish.

I had heard that this was a good phone, although from these events I have concluded that this is simply not the case.

Therefore I would not recommend this phone,unless you like poo-resistant, gold-fish killing, appleless tasting, easily breakable phones.

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