A depressingly awful experience.

Where to start with the awfulness?

Booking was a shambles. Having booked by phone several weeks before our stay we were unable to contact the owner to confirm our reservation in the week leading up to it. We tried using the online contact form twice, texted and phoned several times.

Smells: strong smell of old cigarette smoke and damp;

Sounds: On a very busy and noisy road, not in any way peaceful.

Cleanliness: Room and shower seemed clean, the odd cobweb to be seen, but ok.

Breakfast: Disconcerting to find un-soiled but used nappy lying in the middle of the floor of the breakfast area. The owner dropped a spoon on the same floor, then picked it up, wiped it with a dirty tea towel, then handed it to me for my cereal.

Pros: Cheap.
Cons: Not cheap enough.