Would rather go to Slough!

“Would rather go to Slough!”

Written on: 10/08/2012 by Tgttfghjngfd

Smugglers Haven

When we arrived we had to fill out a form of the things that were missing or broken, such as not cutlery glasses, a loo door that didn't shut, holes in the roof, holes in the wall that had just been coved with plastic, not to mention the fact that it was filthy, I'm 19 and live on a farm so I'm not really bother by dirt but this was just rank. Surely the whole point of the £300 deposit is to fix/sort out all of this so that its presentable for the next guests, but from what I can tell all they did is keep the deposit and then spend it on anything other than the caravan, honestly if that caravan was for sale it wouldn't have been worth more than £299!
On the third day there were bangers going off all day and security didn't seemed at all bothered by this UNTIL one was thrown threw our window at 5ish in the morning and put a hole the size of a football in my friends duvet and made hole through the side of the caravan and oh yeah A HOLE IN MY FREINDS LEG! Ambulance and police were called and we were up graded to a nicer caravan after the owner made his way down and had started questioning us on the state of the caravan such as holes in the roof before he even asked how my friend was. He was more interested in keeping our deposit for the holes in the roof that have been there for a year (there were dates written on them) than dealing with a fundamental showing of incompetence on his part for even allowing such a horrific thing happen, not even a little apologetic.
We asked if we could all have our money back but were told that was not going to happen, it wasn't until Molly's dad came down to pick her up that he managed to get her money back, apparently we all needed a hole in our legs to get our money back! And bangers went off the next night again!
We were moved to a nicer caravan in the family bit where one the last night me and a different friend were attacked by 22 underaged teenagers so police were called again

So all in all, appalling caravan, friend was blown up, police were called twice, and Newquay town center is a 15 min taxi ride away!